Monday, April 19, 2010

Paul Moon surveys events at Gallipoli and their lasting significance.


What became known as the First World War - or for the optimists at its conclusion, the War to End All Wars - was a traumatic national event for New Zealand. The ledger of sacrifice, for a country with a population of just over one million people, was extensive. A total of 120,000 New Zealanders enlisted, of whom 103,000 served overseas. From this enormous investment in personnel, a total of 18,166 died either in the fighting or directly because of it, with another 41,317 wounded. Yet, the Great War certainly did not start off with any sense of deep foreboding.


As far as anyone could see in 1914, this was yet another conflict with the British Empire pitted against its enemies. By September, the refrain that "our boys will be home by Christmas" could still be spoken with confidence. Two decades later, though, David Lloyd George, who had been Britain's Prime Minister for most of the war, reflected on the suddenness of the war's onset and the lack of any apprehension of its eventual severity:


"Not even the most far-seeing statesman foresaw in the early summer of 1914 that the autumn would find the nations of the world interlocked in the most terrible conflict in the history of mankind ... nations slithered over the brink into the boiling cauldron of war without any trace of apprehension or dismay."


In the scramble to gain whatever strategic leverage could be got in the opening months of the war in November 191,4 the fleshy-faced First Lord of the Admiralty, Winston Churchill, proposed that an assault on Gallipoli would secure an important advantage for the Allies. The idea initially met with opposition because of the high element of risk involved, but as the strategic importance of the area mounted, the British War Council approved a naval attack on the Gallipoli Peninsula in January 1915.


For New Zealand, the events at Gallipoli in April 1915 were to become embalmed as one of the most cherished and solemn parts of the country's patriotic folklore, despite it being seen by British military commanders in the weeks leading up to the campaign as a relatively minor engagement against an unsophisticated enemy. For reasons that remain disputed, the plans for the April assault were tossed into confusion at the last moment, with some of the troops landing on the wrong sections of beach, and parties of soldiers separating or mistakenly mixing with others.


What made this disarray lead to such lethal consequences, though, was the strong position of the Turks. One private described how on April 25, even as the soldiers gathered on the beach before dawn and prepared their packs and bayonets, "all the time the machinegun on the cliff above us had been pouring out a hail of bullets into the landing parties". As other troops continued to land, they were having to scramble for shelter over their dead and wounded colleagues.


General Ian Hamilton, who commanded the assault, was stunned by the carnage. His description of the landing shows how quickly it was plunged into havoc. "The day was just breaking over the jagged hills ... the shrapnel was bursting over the water; the patter of musketry came creeping out to sea. "We are in for it now. The machineguns muttered as through chattering teeth - up to our necks in it now. But would we be out of it? No; not one of us."


All hope of capturing the peninsula soon vanished, and even maintaining a presence on land looked increasingly difficult. Reinforcements began to arrive in the following days, but while they contributed to the need for further tenacious fighting by both sides, they only prolonged the misery of this manifestly doomed campaign. However, the Dardanelles Committee (as the War Council had been renamed) stuck to its guns and insisted that the offensive continue, despite the enormous losses being suffered. It was not until the early hours of December 20 that the Anzacs were finally evacuated from Gallipoli - limping away under the cover of darkness.


Only nine months before, there had been cheering and parades in New Zealand streets when war was declared. So if ever there was a sudden, jolting loss of innocence when faced with the woeful news of a mass loss of life in this recently feted conflict, then Gallipoli was it - a slap in the face to those who had lauded the war as jaunty imperial skirmish. And forget the jargon about defeats being character-building, and of making victories that much sweeter.


Not only were the boys not home by Christmas - as almost everyone but the most sullen pessimists had believed would be the case - they were sinking and dying in a far more protracted and intractable conflict. For the New Zealand public - which had been kept immune from some of the early episodes of fighting by a heavily censored media - Gallipoli was the abrupt moment of realisation of the extent of annihilation the war was capable of inflicting.
Ironically, it was the fact that Gallipoli was a defeat that made it such a potent focus of attention for later generations of New Zealanders. The sort of elation that erupts over victories is usually a short-lived thing - a moment in which bursts of jubilation and relief flare, only to grow quickly dim, and then become extinguished altogether.


Brooding over defeats, on the other hand - particularly those that are so traumatic for the populations of the suffering countries - not only seems to ingrain the event deeper in the recesses of people's minds, but can sometimes take on a life of its own, making "men to live eternally, or, being dead, raise them to life again", in the words of Marlowe's Doctor Faustus.
Gallipoli thus accorded the fallen a glint of earthly immortality, and was the beginning of an enduring public veneration of the Anzacs.

* Dr Paul Moon is Professor of History at AUT University, and a Fellow of the Royal Historical Society.

Monday, September 15, 2008

Why did the chicken cross the road?

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.

OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain.. Alone.

GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your chick book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% ........... reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Your words for the day ....

"Sometimes I think we're alone. Sometimes I think we're not. In either case, the thought is staggering."
R. Buckminster Fuller.

Sunday, March 30, 2008

A Message from John Cleese

To the citizens of the United States of America:

In light of your failure to nominate a competent candidate for Presidentof the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of therevocation of your independence, effective immediately.Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas, which shedoes not fancy).Your new Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect: You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary.

1. Then look up aluminium, and check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it.
2. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour', 'favour'and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix'-ise'.Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary').
3. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as US English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell- checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of -ize.
4. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.
5. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not adult enough to be independent.Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you're not grown up enough to handle a gun.
6. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. A permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
7. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.
8. The Former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline)-roughly $6/US gallon. Get used to it.
9. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.
10. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. Australian beer is also acceptable as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting Nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.
11. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to playEnglish characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialogue in "Four Weddings and a Funeral" was an experience akin to having one's ears removed witha cheese grater.
12. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies). Don't try Rugby - the Australians, South Africans and Kiwis will thrash you, like they regularly thrash us.
13. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside ofAmerica. Since only 2.1% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the Australians first to take the sting out of their deliveries.
14. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.
15. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty'sGovernment will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).
16. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4** **pm with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (you will refrain from calling them cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.God save the Queen

Monday, January 21, 2008

Todays Saying

"I didn't know what I couldn't do
so I was willing to take a chance
and TRY ANYTHING"
- Walt Disney

Monday, September 24, 2007

Saying of the Week

Keep away from those who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you believe that you too can become great - Mark Twain

Sunday, August 26, 2007

A Saying For THe Day

"Fear is probably the thing that limits performance more than anything - the fear of not doing well, of what people will say. You've got to acknowledge those fears, then release them."

~ Mark Allen